In Sarrancolin where I live, lives this man called Jean-Jacques and it is in his apartment that I had Internet connection connected for my personal use. Wonderful isn't it? Well this man is single 63 year old who lives in his mother's apartment and he is bloody lazy. Over four months ago he had an argument with his brother who actually lives with Jean-Jacques mother and he can't go and eat dinners there any longer. So instead I am cooking for him. This man drinks like a pig (and that is an insult to the pigs) chews with his mouth open and farts. Now I might not be the lady of the year and sometimes talk too loud but for God's sake am I going to feed this man for the rest of my life? As it happens to be and we all know people like him live quite long.
Now obviously I am using his washing machine because I do not have one and because he kindly offered me to use it I have Internet connected in his house (that I pay for) but he eats dinner every night in my house. I have one bathroom sink to wash up in, I have an antique cooker to cook on, no fridge and no real storage facilities. I also buy food weekly and I spend up to 200 euros a week and food on wine! He drinks wine like water like there is no bloody tomorrow! Last night he was eating dinner and because my husband bought me a bottle of rose as I prefer it to red wine Jean-Jacques the last moment emptied his red wine glass in one breath and then asked me if he can try some rose! That so much annoyed me. Every night for last four months this has been happening and even my husband does not know how to rid of this man...
I am so tired of this I could kill somebody, I feel like I am stuck and the only way to get out of this situation is to get out of this village all together. And it is good that I am angry as I type this post, because other times I am an idiot enough to feel sorry for him... Pathetic moaning little me.
Have a nice day and don't feel sorry for idiots who say they do not know how to cook and eat sardines out of greed and then teach you how to cook sausages!
Do you think he is using me? He calls me his friend but I am afraid he is no friend to me(more likely a fiend)!
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First of all (and I am sorry to say this) this is a hilarious post. I know it is terrible what he is doing to you, but you are really funny.
Second, I have a really mean suggestion. Make the worst dinner you can prepare. Absolutely horrible and do it for as long as you can. Also, pick out the cheapest wine and put it into to other bottles. If you make it an unpleasant experience, I bet he won't keep coming back.
Angela, I just re-read the post and yes it is really funny... Your suggestion is not that mean, my dear husband offered to prepare a pie with pedigree chum in it! It is not a bad idea is it?
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